DRAMA - PROPER 17, YEAR B
Bible reference: Deuteronomy 4:1,2
JUST A FEW ALTERATIONS
CHARACTERS: Two, plus voice of God
PROPS: Tape of thunder, microphone with ‘reverb’ for God
(1 and 2 enter nervously, arguing)
2:
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(Pushing 1 to the front) No, you tell him!
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1:
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Oh, all right! (Clears throat) Er hmm...(Looking up) um...God, are you there?
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GOD:
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(Voice only) I’m always here. (1 and 2 jump, 2 hides behind 1)
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1:
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(Nervously) Right, good...ah...well, you see, we’ve been appointed...
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2:
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(Interrupting, coming out from behind 1) Actually we all drew straws and we lost.
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1:
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(Elbowing 2) We’ve been appointed on behalf of the people of today to tell you our demands.
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GOD:
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(Outraged) Demands! (2 hides behind 1 again)
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2:
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(Peeping out from behind 1) More like suggestions, really.
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1:
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You see, it’s the commandments. We feel that they’re a bit, well, outdated.
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2:
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After all, times have changed!
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GOD:
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What’s wrong with them?
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2:
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(Coming out from behind 1) We need some flexibility, with just a few tiny alterations...
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GOD:
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(With infinite patience) So what had you in mind?
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1:
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Well, there’s this one about keeping the Sabbath holy.
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2:
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Yeah, it’s my only day to sleep in!
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1:
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And some people have sporting commitments.
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GOD:
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(Tight-lipped) I see.
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1:
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We wanted to add the phrase ‘when it’s convenient’.
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2:
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You know, ‘Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy, when it’s convenient’.
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GOD:
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I think you’re rather missing the point...
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1:
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Then there’s the one about honouring your father and your mother.
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2:
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What if they don’t understand you?
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1:
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What if they’re being too tough on you?
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2:
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What if they embarrass you in front of your friends?
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1:
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We feel you should insert the word ‘mostly’.
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2:
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‘Mostly honour your father and mother.’
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GOD: (Upset) But that changes the whole meaning!
1:
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Exactly! And the one about killing...
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GOD:
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(Can’t believe this) You have a problem with not killing?
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2:
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Well, the general principal is OK...
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GOD:
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(Sarcastically) Thank you!
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1:
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It’s just that it doesn’t take into account current issues like abortion or euthanasia or assisted suicide.
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2:
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Or irresponsible driving.
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1:
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We think that you should redefine the definition of killing.
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GOD:
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I thought it was pretty self-explanatory!
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1:
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Marriage is almost obsolete these days.
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2:
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And everybody does it.
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GOD:
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(Starting to become annoyed) That doesn’t make it right!
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1:
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And the commandment about stealing needs some exemption clauses.
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2:
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We should be exempted if we bend the rules on our tax return...
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1:
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And all those big companies and corporations, after all they can afford it!
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2:
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And the whole coveting thing.
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GOD:
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What’s wrong with that?
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1:
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Exactly. Materialism is a way of life for us. If we stopped coveting...
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2:
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Advertising companies and retailers would be ruined!
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1:
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Millions would be unemployed!
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2:
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The whole of Western civilisation as we know it would crumble!
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GOD:
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(Losing patience) Right, that’s it!
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1:
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Oh, and we forgot to mention the first commandment...
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GOD:
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(Interrupting angrily, very loud) I am the Lord your God. I have given you these commandments for your own good. What I have written I have written! (Thunder sound FX, flickering lights, 1 and 2 look terrified)
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2:
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(In a quavering voice to 1) Maybe we shouldn’t tell him about our alterations to the Lord’s Prayer! (Both exit hurriedly)
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© Verena Johnson 1999
Permission is given for the owner of this disk to make sufficient copies of this script for their group or congregation, for rehearsal and performance purposes only.
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