DRAMA - EASTER VIGIL, YEAR C
Bible reference: Genesis 7:1-5,11-18; 8:6-18; 9:8-13
MISSING THE BOAT
CHARACTERS: Three
PROPS: Washing basket (or similar) containing various items, two umbrellas, Bible, checklist
(Two people in raincoats are standing in a washing basket, or similar)
1:
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OK. Have we got everything?
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2:
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(Goes through checklist) Boat?
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1:
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(Checks to make sure) Check.
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1:
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(Holding one up) Check.
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1:
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Check. What about cats?
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2:
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I couldn't get them in the boat.
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1:
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(Crossing them off checklist) Hmm. So no cats in the New World?
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1:
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So what animals have we got?
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2:
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Puppies, mice, rabbits, baby chicks . . . (Peters out)
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2:
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(Trying to justify him/herself) Well, it's hard finding small, agreeable animals. Some people don't even like mice. And of course insects are right out.
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1:
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Yeah, rotten flies. Anyway, today's the day, we have to cut our losses. (Enter 3 walking up aisle) Oh my God, she's walking on water!
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2:
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(Rolling eyes) No, that's the floor.
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1:
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Oh right, I knew that.
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3:
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Hi guys, what are you doing?
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2:
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Just getting ready for the Flood.
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3:
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What flood? The forecast didn't say anything about floods.
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1:
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(Patiently explaining) No, not floods, a Flood, with a capital F.
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3:
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(Realising) Ohhh . . . wasn't there some sort of promise about that?
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1:
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You mean, 'I promise to send another flood'?
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3:
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No, God promised not to send one.
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2:
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But that was before all the heathens showed up.
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3:
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(Cutting in) So there's really going to be another flood?
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2:
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We've been getting everything ready, wet weather gear, provisions, animals for the New World.
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3:
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Can I come too? (1 and 2 look at each other in shock)
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3:
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(Looking in basket) Well, there's more room in there, especially if you chuck some of the animals. Couldn't you sort of shove over?
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1:
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Yeah, we were out there every day telling people the good news.
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2:
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Did anyone come to our services?
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No! (Starts to rain, they all glance up, palms out, 1 and 2 get umbrellas ready)
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2:
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(Continuing the rant) You could've come along at any time, now you're too late.
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1:
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You forgot to bring the spare oil. You're rocky ground. You coveted, I saw you.
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2:
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You missed the boat, baby.
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3:
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What about forgiveness of sin and all that?
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1 & 2:
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(Magnanimously) We forgive you.
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2:
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But it's not up to us.
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1:
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Look, the Bible's very clear about your position, and what it says is . . . you're sunk. (1 and 2 start to sing 'A Mighty Fortress' or other hymn with umbrellas up while 3 looks distressed)
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3:
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(Surprised) Hey, it's stopping!
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1:
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(Surprised) That can't be right.
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3:
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(Happily) The sun's out and everything.
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2:
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(Looking at 1) That was never 40 days and nights.
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3:
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I guess God's putting up with us for a while longer. (Exits)
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2:
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I suppose we have to go out and evangelise again.
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1:
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(Unhappily) Yeah. (1 and 2 stomp out of basket, pick it up and exit)
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© Jonathon Mann 1998
Permission is given for the owner of this disk to make sufficient copies of this script for their group or congregation, for rehearsal and performance purposes only.
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